Thursday, May 5, 2011

Criticising what I don't Understand.


All taxi drivers should have some level of street sav and cred right? It’s one of those things you don’t even think about. They own our roads and there aren’t that many people willing to take on these colourful gentlemen and lately ladies, in a game of chicken. Come it’s a no brainer, what are the chances of getting damages paid for by a taxi owner? The arms deal mystery will be figured out before that ever happens. Not an exaggeration either.

There’s nothing worse than being in a taxi where the driver is a snapa! (Clueless). This guy was getting bullied by Mini coopers, it was a mortifyingly depressing experience. The man was just simply too scared to drive. Deprived of a daily taxi adventure all I could do was passenger seat drive in my head the whole route long. “I would chow that gap. Dude its still amber! Take on the Range Rover there’s no way that person’s gana fuck up their car and pay for it. Gas the bus and slip through the robot already!” probably one of the more useless exercises of the day, seeing as I can’t even drive a manual vehicle. Which means I can’t drive. So what did I learn today? Not to generalise?

or maybe not use a Bob Dylan Lines as Titles.

1 comment:

  1. Perhaps the universe is sending you a message and it's time to learn to drive?

    If only so that you can have context the next time you come across a taxi driver with no desire whatsoever to own the road they are on.

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